Shakira is all like "my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains", and I'm all like "Yeah, Shakira." So then I climbed a mountain with the lovely DaynaDanger and showed you the difference between mountains and my boobs.
I called it Mountaineer because I felt that was sufficiently cheesy. ;) Writing about my own boobs is always weirder than anything.
Go check it out!
Have a happy new year, everyone. Enjoy life, enjoy yourselves, and enjoy 2011.